Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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