Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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