Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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