Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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