I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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