'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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