These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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