my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize