I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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