is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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