i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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