we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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