So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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