they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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