Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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