Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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