4 words: hood of his car
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
