four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
