Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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