so explain again why im purple
no
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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