Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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