He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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