After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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