now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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