Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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