Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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