I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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