white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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