she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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