I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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