i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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