you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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