In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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