5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
