Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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