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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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