When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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