Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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