I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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