i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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