kristin has been a bad kristin
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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