so explain again why im purple
no
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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