I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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