oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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