he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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