i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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