I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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