i was born a porn star she said
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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