porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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