You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize