He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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