A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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