no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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