what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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