I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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